
Mark Hanna, before leaving his comfortable abode in Vermont, did what any fine and conscientious sailor would do, he bought 2 new tires, and set out on a smooth drive to Rock Hall.
PHAT CHANCE
About 2 hours into his trip one of his trailer fenders fell off, became lodged under one of his new tires, and the now molten fender melted the tire, and set off a fan of sparks down the highway to rival the launching of the Space Shuttle!
Mark was unaware of his peril as he cranked up the tunes (Ozzie Osborn), and rocked down the highway until the 8 inch wheel was 3 inches, and he couldn't get the Subaru to go faster than 40mph, (Downhill). You would have thought that the sparks would have given it away, but Mark thought it was just a great Sunset back there in his rearview mirror!
Anyway, he was held up and had to stay at a friends house in
Jersey or Phila or some where.
My guess is he probably had Burgers and Water where he stayed.
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